:1) "I started doing quick left-right-left-right turns (like F1 cars when running low on gas or when warming up tires) - while doing this shit rear tire catches a patch of ice and spins me out of control thru driveway into someone's yard (no curbs nor sidewalks -phew) STRAIGHT into that Christ's birth scene from the bible (the kind where figures use light bulbs to glow from the inside). BAMMMMMM, there they go into little pieces!!!! Victims were lil Jesus, his momma and some other dude - God forgive me!!!! " Who was the culprit?
Aaaah the memories... I come back to this site periodically to find myself reading things I barely remember back in 98 (i think). This can be none other than... wolf?
If it's too good to be true, then enjoy it. Some things are just meant to be.